“Welcome to Markarth, safest city in the Reach.” Within ten minutes of arriving I’ve witnessed a murder, become caught up in a civil war, and found Molag Bal squatting in someone’s basement.
And then I got killed by a goat.
How they could have the audacity to use the word “safe” in the same sentence as the word “Markarth” is fucking beyond me. This city is 120% stairs.
Tag: the elder scrolls
The Elder Scrolls VI starts with you in jail for fucking with Todd’s Wikipedia page
Uriel Septim: Do you worship the nine?
Me, playing as a dunmer: Do I look like I worship the nine
Vigilant of Stendarr: You’re bloated with disease. The Vigilant of Stendarr can help you, as long as you promise to never assist the Daedra.
Me, playing as a dunmer: Oh golly gee mister, I sure do promise
I am a:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Non-Euclidean mass of eyes and tentacles
Looking for:
⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘Library booksI know that’s you Hermaeus Mora, you daedric piece of shit.
Frank-A-Lank 