zcvrcn:

zcvrcn:

i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. garrus vakarian once shot me while i was trying to rescue him from the gangs he pissed off and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: i’m an all around turian bad boy

me, already taking my clothes off: garrus, you’re so fucking stupid

garrus:

let’s talk about one of my favorite things in this world. garrus vakarian. I love him so much and he’s such a deep, complex character with so many traits and layers, he isn’t just one or two tropes like I’ve seen in some other games

he can be smug

yet so insecure

and awkward

he can be an ass and have completely different morals (I wanted to slap him here)

and yet he can be so selfless (like helping the refugees)

he can be the cheesy overprotective boyfriend

but isn’t clingy and gives you enough space

he’s so pessimistic

but cheers you up anyway

he’s so tender and…intense and loyal

I love him so much. 

gavmobile:

what i look for in a boy

• smart
• socially awkward
• military-trained
• officer
• facial scars
• nice fringe
• supportive waist
• alien
• garrus vakarian
• im talking about garrus vakarian

talizorahvonnormandysr3:

The Entirety of ME2

pastelgarrusvakarian:

Literally Everyone: Weren’t you dead? 

Shepard:

pie-and-anger:

Mass Effect 3: *lets me hang out with my old companions*

Me: nice

ME3: *shows my old companions achieving their goals, growing as people, and standing for what they believe in while the theme from ME1 plays in the background*

Me (sobbing): nice

garrus-vakkarian:

me n the gang going to church to give thanks to our Lord and Savior Commander Shepard like