soulmate marks where the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your body, but its something that happens when you MEET them
so you aren’t born with it, it just shows up the first time they speak directly to you, and you may not realize it happened until days after the fact
or maybe you’re at the beach or something and you get to watch as your casual exchange with a stranger LITERALLY SHOWS UP ON THEIR BODY TWO SECONDS AFTER IT LEAVES YOUR MOUTH
idk soulmate marks are so silly I love them
“Hey dick-for-brains, stop stepping all over my goddamn towel!”
“Jesus christ, I’m sorry, I don’t have my glasses on.”
“Oh, uh. I. I’m sorry, no, its my bad, uhm. Do. Uh. N-no hey, wait, can you like seriously not see right now?”
“No, I–why?”
“Where, uh, where’re your glasses at?”
“By…the rest of my shit, is–did–”
“No, its fine, I’m just–I think maybe I should, like, accompany you? Back to them? Because I have something to apologize for that you can’t see just yet–”
“…do I have ‘Dick for brains’ written on my chest right now.”
“Y-yes. Fuck I’m so sorry.”
My name is cow
and wen I see
a sign that don’t
apply to me
I laff at dogs
who cannot stray
and with much glee
I skip awae
Frank-A-Lank 