Me playing Hanzo:

julia-antoinette:

hankconnor:

Markus: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

North: I don’t know, how are y-

Connor, from across the room: I’m great, thanks

rk1k coffee shop au

eightiesboys:

connor: may i have your name please?

markus, leaning towards the counter with a flirty smile: it’s markus, but with a K

connor:

connor:

connor: *slowly writes KARCUS on paper cup*

Amanda: Look, Cyberlife has created the RK800 – the most advanced prototype android to date! A marvel of technology, with failsafes to ensure it’s loyal to Cyberlife whether it wants to be or not.

Markus: You ruined a perfectly good android is what you did. Look at him, he’s got anxiety.

Markus: Welcome to Jericho where we’re all children of rA9!

(Dirty bomb explodes in Detroit)

Markus: Kumbaya my looooord-

fisto:

fisto:

six different people write lore for blizzard and none of them are allowed to talk to each other

this post gets notes everytime blizzard tries to release new lore for anything